ClashBang.com http://www.clashbang.com No hidden messages here.. Mon, 11 Jan 2010 05:13:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 There’s a simpler explanation for this http://www.clashbang.com/2010/01/10/theres-a-simpler-explanation-for-this/ http://www.clashbang.com/2010/01/10/theres-a-simpler-explanation-for-this/#comments Mon, 11 Jan 2010 05:13:25 +0000 Chris Uncensored http://www.clashbang.com/2010/01/10/theres-a-simpler-explanation-for-this/ t says:
… how complicated is sex?
you take your clothes off, or not
and then you…. penetrate?

chris says:
wow, you really are an engineer

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(Don’t know where I got this from)

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]]> http://www.clashbang.com/2009/12/07/frustration/feed/ 1 Wear it in good health http://www.clashbang.com/2009/11/22/wear-it-in-good-health/ http://www.clashbang.com/2009/11/22/wear-it-in-good-health/#comments Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:38:04 +0000 Chris Uncensored http://www.clashbang.com/?p=363 Why is it that people, upon presenting you with a watch*, tell you to “wear it in good health”?

I could provide the Irish blessing for good luck as the definitive answer to this question, but of course, here’s my take on it:

That watch they just bought you cost an arm and a leg. If something terrible were to happen to you health-wise, you’d have to pawn it for the medical bills (or if you die, it’ll be passed on). Therefore, if you were not to wear it in good health, their present would not stay with you and thus meaningless.

* By the way, a watch is kind of a bad present. A watch/clock means your time is nigh.

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Why is it so difficult?

I wish I were smart.

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  • Rule #1: The costume needs to be either cheap enough to be disposable, or it needs to be something you can wear again. No sense dropping a lot of money for something you only wear for a few hours.
  • Rule #2: The costume needs to allow for freedom of movement. As cool as it is to be a lighthouse, a bulky costume simply is impractical for the modern Halloween party. At worst it renders you unapproachable.
  • Rule #3: The costume needs to be something others would like to be photographed with. This way you don’t need to carry your own camera, and others will remember you for your wit — or at least publicize it far and wide across their Facebook circle. Examples include Jesus and *ahem* Waldo.
  • (Unofficial Rule #4: It shouldn’t take more than a sentence to explain your costume. If anything, people should recognize you right away without any hints).

Uphold these rules and your Halloween costume will never fail.

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