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"Each place has its own advantages - heaven for the climate, and hell for the society."

"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come."

"O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth,
That I am meek and gentle with these butchers!"

"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"

Chris: "You're listening to Amsterdam again..."
Melissa: "You're listening to shitty music again....[sic]"
Chris: "Yes, but the music eventually ends. Your suckingness won't."

"I can change into a girl, but you'll always be stupid."

"You want to hear a good oxymoron? Microsoft Works."

"They sayin' you got one more chance to do right, and it's tonight,
Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em 'fore its too late"

"You're only supposed to highlight key points. It's not a colouring book."

"I feel like role models today are not meant to be put on a pedestal. But more like angels with broken wings"

"Everybody's at war with different things… I'm at war with my own heart sometimes."

"My Mama used to tell me if you can't find something to live for, you best find something to die for."

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "You were the Chosen One!! You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!"
Anakin Skywalker: "I hate you!"
Obi-Wan Kenobi: " You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you!"

"Et tu, Brute?"

What did the fish say when he crashed into the wall?

"Dam!"

"No, don't use that napkin; I used it. Here, use mine."

"chris, you would make the worst gay friend ever"

"We're quotable."

Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.

"Remember, beauty is only a light switch away!"

"What's the difference between a rowing boat and Joan of Arc?"
"One is made of wood and the other is Maid of Orleans."