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Permissions 01 May 08

Filed under: Technology — Chris Uncensored @ 10:17 pm
CHMOD 777 life

I don’t know why, but I can’t seem to change the file permissions in my Wordpress install. I really should host my own site instead of relying on someone else’s server.


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MySpace photos, part 2 26 Jan 08

Filed under: Personal Opinion, Technology — Chris Uncensored @ 12:22 pm

Guy striking a pose but looks like he’s taking a dump:

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MySpace angles:

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More:

The original post

Part 3 


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Private MySpace photos leaked…hot girls?

Filed under: Personal Opinion, Technology — Chris Uncensored @ 12:16 pm

Recently, a vulnerability in MySpace was exploited and over 44 000 user profiles had their “private” photos stolen off the site. Great, you might say, I’ll finally get to see some homemade porn!

Nope.

Have you see the Internet recently? More specifically, MySpace isn’t the kind of place to look for porn anyway. Here are the types of photos you’re more likely to see:

El Doucho sticking a pose:

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Girls thinking they’re all that :

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Emo kids:

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Weird tattoos:

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Shirtless guys:

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More:

Part 2

Part 3


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When marketing goes wrong 01 Jun 07

Filed under: I Do Not Recommend, Personal Opinion, Technology — Chris Uncensored @ 9:35 am

Your OnI’m no [tag]grammar[/tag] king, nor do I preach proper technique to the likes of Grammar Girl. However, browsing to [tag]Seagate[/tag]’s site when I was checking out new hard drives makes me head hurt.

Here’s what their marketing campaign says: “[tag]FreeAgent[/tag]: [tag]Your On[/tag]“.

Now, perhaps it’s some clever pun or wording, and the joke’s far over my head. I doubt it.

Seriously, can’t anybody get basic grammar anymore? You’re is not equal to your. I blame marketing and their desire for quick and impacting campaigns without really thinking things through.

EDIT: Update on the situation. According to an employee, it’s a [tag]mistake[/tag]. Read the comments here: LINK.


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F***Off 30 May 07

Filed under: I Do Not Recommend, Technology — Chris Uncensored @ 6:36 am

Attention whoreAs if to make matters worse, Facebook API widget “FaceOff” has only one purpose: to compare the number of “friends” you have online against other FaceOff users. That’s right — the only use of this program is to see who’s a bigger social network whore. There, I said it.

“How does your friends list stack up? Compare yourself to the rest of the FaceOff community.”


This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.