I was at the post office waiting in line with other like-minded citizens, and this pretty blond skips ahead of everyone and pisses off the lady in front of me. After she leaves, the lady makes a comment to the USPS worker and tells him it’s a dichotomy.
“Oh, it’s more of a juxtaposition,” I said. [...]

No shit, sherlock:

Thanks, friendly fast food restaurants. Now we know.
This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.

Did you know?
-It is not socially acceptable to pee in a garbage can.
-The average age of potty training it 35 months old.
-Sometimes I feel like I live with three year olds.
It’s true!
Remember, you heard it here first!
This ClashBang.com article was written by Melissa Montgomery. Melissa is intensely awesome, and pretty rocking.

Did you know?
The Library is not a place where you:
-Make out with your boyfriend.
-Make out with someone elses boyfriend.
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I’ve been informed that the next installment of the Harry Potter novels will come out in 2007. To spare everybody the agony, here’s the inside scoop. Good morning world, it’s another “True Fact.”
Did you know?

In the final Harry Potter novel, Harry dies. My sources tell me that he might get revived or some lame plot [...]