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A grim realization 08 May 08

Filed under: Gaming — Chris Uncensored @ 1:28 pm

I wasn’t allowed to play video games while growing up, and as a result when I moved out I purchased everything in sight. Dreamcast, GBA, DS, PS2, Wii, PC games…there’s a stockpile worth more than some small African nations. It’s sick, really.

Yet to this date I have hardly ever beat a handful of those games, let alone play them for more than a few hours at a time. They’re not bad games either, and I’m no horrible gamer. I’ve blamed school and work for taking my free time away, but now that school’s over I haven’t even cracked open a game case yet. The only thing I play on a consistent basis is Eastside Hockey Manager, and that hardly qualifies as a game. More like a spreadsheet you fool around with. Then there’s Pokemon, but it’s just something I play with for a few minutes when I’m bored. I haven’t even beaten a kid’s game.

Thus, I think I’ve come to the realization that I’m just not that into video games. Despite my intentions on amassing a nice collection and hoping to spend hours enjoying it, it just never happened.


This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.


 
 

Video games that don’t suck 14 Mar 07

Filed under: Gaming — Chris Uncensored @ 7:22 pm

Pac-ManA month ago, I wrote about shooting games (LINK), and one of my complaints was that they were all the same. Actually, the problem is more severe: all mainstream [tag]video games[/tag] are the same nowadays.

It’s like the film industry, where everything [tag]Hollywood[/tag] puts out to theatres has the same generic love/revenge/random guy in a strange situation plot.

Emo kid from http://www.flickr.com/photos/orangeacid/137551966/It’s like the [tag]music industry[/tag], which goes through phases that everyone tries to copy, and ends up ruining the genre. I’ve lived through pop and [tag]emo[/tag]. Metal’s probably coming next…

Anyway, back to the point I’m somewhat trying to make. You see, video games lack creativity. Here at ClashBang, we’re going to change that. Let’s all make up the plot of a video game that won’t suck!

Make a comment on this article!


This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.


 
 

Are shooting games really that fun? 16 Feb 07

Filed under: Gaming — Chris Uncensored @ 4:59 pm

“We’ve got a gun” by Jenns LToday on ClashBang.com, I take a look at the popularity of first person shooter video games while defending the goodness of other genres.

A quick look at some of the most popular video games out there include Gears of War for the Xbox 360 and Resistance: Fall of Man for the PlayStation 3. Some other popular games in the genre of first person shooter (FPS) include:

  • Halo series
  • Half-Life series, including Counter-Strike and all the other mods out there
  • Unreal Tournament series
  • America’s Army
  • Call of Duty series
  • Battlefield series
  • and many others

You’ll notice that I’ve omitted any examples of shooting games on the Wii. Nintendo has traditionally offered a different variety of games mocked by others as “kiddie” or family friendly. I own a Wii, and I personally disagree with it (I’ll go into more detail shortly below). I’ll just mention that there are shooting games for Nintendo systems as well. For the Wii, there is Red Steel. I don’t own this particular game, but it has a horrible reception due to bad graphics and inaccurate gameplay. I do own Starfox: Assault (for the GameCube) though, which has a FPS element to it, but I play it primarily for the spaceship stuff.

Now, I’m not a hater of FPS games. I enjoy playing them from time to time, just as I enjoy playing other genres of games from time to time, like sports titles, simulators, role playing games, adventure games, et cetera. I just don’t think that they’re as good as many would like us to believe.

Is there some sort of manliness gained from shooting at different things? I say this because those who are big fans of these sort of games are the same ones who are quick to bash other genres, labelling them as weak or inferior. This is mostly based in North America, as FPS games don’t find the same amount of success in foreign markets. The Japanese market, for example, is more favourable toward role playing games and games with more of a plot.

More specifically, here are some flaws with FPS games:

  • The enemies are all the same. Shoot Nazi soldiers. Shoot aliens. Shoot communists. Shoot monsters or demons. Shoot zombies. Shoot boxes to get bigger guns to shoot enemies with.
  • The gameplay: how many times must we do the same thing over and over? FPS games are based on reactions and manual dexterity, so there is a degree of skill involved. However, it gets boring really quickly. To counter this, game designers just give you bigger and better guns as you go along.
  • Plot? It doesn’t belong here, nor does it need much explaination. Aliens/monsters/commies/Nazis have attacked, and you’re this superhuman shooting machine out to deliver massive damage. Remember how I mentioned that you get better and better guns as you go along? This is to deal with the game throwing more enemies at you as you progress through the “story.” Here’s a thought. If you’re such a big threat to the bad guys, why don’t they just come at you all at once with a massive attack? Why toy with you by sending a small number of anonymous lackeys at a time?

What I’m trying to say is this: don’t judge gamers of other genres as playing an inferior product. As we can see from the criticism of FPS games, no genre is without its faults. The real point of video games is to escape from reality and have some fun. The definition of fun is different for different people, and just because a game doesn’t involve the killing of others doesn’t mean it can’t be enjoyable, or that it is somehow less intense.


This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.


 
 

Bedroom painted entirely in Mario theme! 12 Jan 07

Filed under: Gaming — Chris Uncensored @ 9:09 pm

Photo from thebbps.com with CC licenseThis has to be one of the most greatest displays of fanboyism ever. Somebody actually painted their room with a Mario theme! You’ll have to see it to believe it.

Click here for photos: LINK.


This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.


 
 

Wii irks and quirks, part 1 26 Dec 06

Filed under: Gaming — Chris Uncensored @ 2:32 pm

Okay, so I’ve had the chance to play with [tag]Nintendo[/tag]’s new videogame console, the [tag]Wii[/tag], for slightly more than a month now. Although I’ve been hampered by my lack of too much free time to play with the new games, here are some of my experiences with getting the system, playing the games, and what the future holds. Since it could be a long read, I’ve decided to divide my impressions into parts spread over the next few days. This is Part 1, about how I actually got the Wii.

I currently reside in New Brunswick, a more isolated and rural part of Canada (which arguably isn’t the booming capital of the word). Therefore, I rely heavily on the Internet and web sites to keep me informed of technological advances. This is how I came to know of the new Nintendo console codenamed [tag]Revolution[/tag]. As the launch date of November 19, 2006, approached, I read more and more on this new toy and decided I wanted one, even with monetary limits imposed on an university student.
By September 2006, although many stores were offering pre-orders for the Wii and Playstation 3, most of them sold out on pre-orders quite quickly (within minutes) in the US. It would seem that I would have to wait until Christmas for more supply to arrive, but since Heather was heading to Moncton one day, I asked her to try and get a pre-order for me from Toys ‘R Us. Luckily, maybe it’s because Moncton doesn’t have too many gamers, they still had some and I had a receipt to pick one up when it comes out.

October rolled along and I read even more on the Wii and its capabilities. November came by and I was more excited than ever. My parents never let me play videogames in the household, so I was understandably excited to own my first console while away at university. I decided I was going to get these games the day I went to get my Wii:

  • [tag]Wii Sports[/tag]: Comes bundled with the system anyway. It’d be a nice demonstration of the Wii’s capabilities for friends who don’t play videogames.
  • The Legend of Zelda: [tag]Twilight Princess[/tag]: Everybody was making such a big deal about it. I personally wasn’t a major fan, but I played Link’s Awakening on my computer before.
  • [tag]Rayman Raving Rabbids[/tag]: I read that it had tons of mini-games that made use of the Wii’s motion sensing controller.
  • [tag]Tony Hawk Downhill Jam[/tag]: I thought it would be nice to have a multiplayer game to play with other people. It looked like high speed mixed with fun action.
  • [tag]Trauma Center: Second Opinion[/tag]: I heard about this game when it was originally out for the Nintendo DS, but never got it since it’s hard to find in my area. Since this version’s supposedly an improved remake, I hoped that they would carry it in Moncton this time.

Then, the day came! It was November 19th, and I headed out on a bus from Sackville to Moncton to pickup my Wii. Since Sackville’s in the middle the Canadian tundra, it took approximately an hour for me to get to the mall.

As I entered the mall, I walked by 2 middle-aged women who were carrying large bags with the Wii consoles sticking out, assumingly with their children’s Christmas dreams inside. I tried to smile at them, but they simply walked right past me and didn’t even hold the door for me. Although the Wii is supposed to revolutionalize a lot of things, courtesy doesn’t seem to be one of them.

I walked toward Toys ‘R Us, and my prospects of walking out with a Wii seemed bright. There were hardly any people at the entrance. Unfortunately, they all gathered at the entrance to the video games section. Who said that the Wii would appeal to a greater variety of gamers? Everybody in the lineup weighed at least 250 pounds, including the women. There were only a few consoles left, but since I had a pre-order (haha, suckers), they were holding them in the storeroom for me. I tried to find out if I could skip out on the lineup because I had a pre-order, but no luck. Some lady who looked like a man gave me a snarl and told me to line up like everybody else. She didn’t have a pre-order.

Thus, I had to endure waiting for almost an hour, even though I had no intention of fighting for the half-dozen consoles left. While waiting in line I was entertained by the display of Toys ‘R Us’ videogame collection, featuring titles such as Spongebob and Dora the Explorer. I grabbed my copy of Downhill Jam while in line, but unfortunately all the Twilight Princess copies were sold out. Darn.

I spent the rest of my waiting period talking to some guy (I forget his name) about our collective excitement for the Wii. He was your stereotypical mama’s basement nerd, but he knew what he was talking about. He got his Wii pre-order way back during the Summer, and has been holding on to his receipt for months!

Finally, we were at the front of the line. The store clerk was even worse of a nerd than the guy in front of me. When he called the storeroom to have somebody bring out our Wiis, he greeted the guy on the phone with an annoying “Mow-shu-mow-shu” (the actual greeting is the Japanese もしもし, used for phone conversations). We waited some more minutes, and finally got our coveted systems.

I raced home with the system (well, more like waited for the bus to take me back to Sackville, a process that took a few hours). Here are some unboxing photos to share with the crowd. Click on the thumbnails to enlarge the photos into their larger glory.
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A video was also made, but there were some issues involved with it. If I can fix it, it’ll get posted at a later date.

Keep checking back for the next installment of the Wii experiences! I’ll complain about Toys ‘R Us, and review some of the games I had a chance to play with.


This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.