What if this happened?
Dear Diary:
High school is horrible! Today I went to school, all dressed up a pretty skirt and heels to see my boyfriend, and some blonde teenie-bopper is all over him! She wasn’t even being shy about it!
To make matters worse, it turns out that the little skank wrote and recorded songs about [...]

Google makes/maintains a large number of products. Here are the ones I use:

Chrome
Desktop
Picasa
Gears
Calendar
Gmail
News
Docs
Orkut
Reader
Mobile search
Voice
YouTube
Book search
Scholar
Finance
Video
Web search
Analytics
GOOG-411

How many do you use? See this list.
This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.

One October day
Until I will fly away.
Fuck yeah Toronto!
This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.