In the past week I have eaten one apple per day.
Normally I average an apple a year, but they were on sale.
They are easy to eat while I walk from class to class, plus they are good for you.

LIES. Now I am sick, and it is all the apples fault.

This ClashBang.com article was written by Melissa Montgomery. Melissa is intensely awesome, and pretty rocking.

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