I woke this morning to find my beloved beta fish Mercutio, floating on his side in the bottom of his fishbowl. I was upset he was dead.  I was standing over the toilet with the fish bowl and a slotted spoon, trying to scoop the little fishy out, and he swam away. THE LITTLE BUGGER [...]

Last Wednesday, a guy I attended Kindergarten with hung himself in a playground. I am not writing this as a method of grieving.  I have much more important things to deal with right now. I am just really pissed off. This boy attended my former high school, but he was no longer a student. He [...]

In the past week I have eaten one apple per day.
Normally I average an apple a year, but they were on sale.
They are easy to eat while I walk from class to class, plus they are good for you.
LIES. Now I am sick, and it is all the apples fault.
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