A list of things I would rather do than Java.
-Be gang raped by a group of midgits with Herpes
-Get a Pap Smear
-Eat my fathers cooking
-Watch the O.C
-Calculus Labs
-Have a converasation regarding Politics with Nasal Basil.
-Eat Dirt
-Get a full body wax
-Drink bleach
-Go to the Gym
-Ram my head through a Window
-Study for my midterms
-Be emo
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Did you know?
-It is not socially acceptable to pee in a garbage can.
-The average age of potty training it 35 months old.
-Sometimes I feel like I live with three year olds.
It’s true!
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An inconvenient proposal
Chris Chu
Five years after the attacks of 9/11, American President George W. Bush is determined to create tighter border controls with Canada, and it will create more hassles than the benefits warrant.
Breaking apart from years of tradition when all Canadians needed to cross the border into the United States was a driver’s license [...]