Harry Potter?
I’ve been informed that the next installment of the Harry Potter novels will come out in 2007. To spare everybody the agony, here’s the inside scoop. Good morning world, it’s another “True Fact.”
Did you know?
- In the final Harry Potter novel, Harry dies. My sources tell me that he might get revived or some lame plot like that, but he dies.
It’s true!
Remember, you heard it here first!
This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.
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January 2nd, 2007 at 1:43 pm
In ACTUAL true fact, the title of the 7th Harry Potter book has been released, as well as approximately a dozen tentative foreign translations. It is incredibly likely that I will be posting an entry concerning this title, and my personal speculations as to its meaning and significance. In the meantime, I think you should all reflect on Chris’s entry there… because seriously. Harry DOES die.
January 2nd, 2007 at 6:50 pm
You, Heather, are taking this far too seriously.
January 2nd, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Harry is not going to die.
He just can’t. :(
January 4th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Taking things seriously is what I do. Are you trying to change me?