1. Hair spray + sweat + rain = glue

2. If you are going to be around a guy when he pulls his pants down, try to be on his backside

3. Don’t tell a guy at a bar that you live in Campbell. They will use it against you.

4. When people are having fun, they don’t care about your safety

5. How to reject a guy (”Nope. Not interested!”)

6. When you have to walk home by yourself, across campus, at 2:15 in the morning, make sure you have a pointy fairy wand with you, in case a drunken idiot makes a move

7. No matter how pissed off you are, people are still going to do whatever the hell makes them happiest

8. Halloween = opportunity for everyone to wear their sluttiest clothes

9. White people CAN dance, just not white people from Canada

10. Umbrellas are useless in Sackville. Don’t even bother.

Heather

This ClashBang.com article was written by Heather Sherrard. Heather is generally depressed with the state of the world, but doesn't know how to blog about it without sounding like a whiney bitch.

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