Sorry. The FTP server was being really slow, and didn’t let me upload, so it gave funny errors. Those errors are gone now, and also WordPress has been updated to 2.0.5.
You probably don’t really care about the technical data I gave out above. That’s okay; I’m writing this at 1:50AM. All you need to know [...]

When they went hunting for a new screen for GM Place (the Vancouver Canucks’ home), they got the biggest thing they could find. Feast your eyes on Vancouver’s new jumbotron:

Some interesting stats:

built by South Dakota-based Daktronics
weighs 49 000 pounds
4 HD-ready LED screens, 13.5 feet by 24 feet; can display 4.4 trillion colours
8 computers, and draws [...]

1. Hair spray + sweat + rain = glue
2. If you are going to be around a guy when he pulls his pants down, try to be on his backside
3. Don’t tell a guy at a bar that you live in Campbell. They will use it against you.
4. When people are having fun, they don’t [...]

Me in Vanity Fair… would go a little something like this
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Nothing is perfect, therefore perfect happiness doesn’t exist
What is your greatest fear?
Being along, and doctors offices.
What is the trait you most deplore in otheres?
When others fail to keep there word.
What is your greatest extravagance?
[...]

A Tribute to Mario: 25 Years and Still Not Getting Any
Chris Chu
Before I discovered girls, sex, and fast cars, there was Mario. As a child growing up in a household with a strict ban on video games, my first encounter with Mario was a forbidden affair. The neighbour’s kid had a Super Nintendo system, and [...]