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Early Morning Ponderings 30 Sep 06

Filed under: Personal Opinion — Heather @ 1:59 am

This is my first post, and I have decided that it is just going to be about the random stuff that has been on my mind lately. It is not a rant, it is probably not a truth, it is not funny, and it will most likely make no reference to anything technological or up-to-date. (Let’s face it. I’m not Chris.) (PS. I’m running on very little sleep right now, so forgive me)

So here goes…

(1) High schools: Does anyone else feel like their high school did absolutely dick-all to prepare them for university? I graduated from high school with an average of 95%. I had never done a minute of studying outside of class. I did an average of an hourĀ of homework a week. At most. In high school, I was the shit. So why do I feel so unprepared at university?? Oh ya– because university is starting to prepare you for the REAL WORLD. Which apparently is something that high schools have not yet taken into account. Thank you, New Brunswick education system. You have let me down.

(2) Meal Hall: I realize that a food supplier is going to have a hard time satisfying everyone. People have diverse tastes in food, and I myself know how hard it can be to find food that is enjoyable to a picky eater. Aramark should not expect to satisfy EVERYONE. But you think it would be in their best interest to try to satisfy at least SOMEONE? The food choices are limited, the desserts (while nicely presented) are actually becoming monotonous, I have been harassed by a certain employee because I grew out my hair and took off my glasses… I realize that I no longer look like the picture on my Student ID card… I also realize that if the school was willing to pay to get updated pictures taken, this wouldn’t be a problem. While I think that the meal hall is trying to fix certain problems, merely adding a comment board and letting us walk out of meal hall with ice cream isn’t enough. They can do better.

(3) Illness: I have been sick for 11 days now. Screw you, cold.

(4) People in general: I think that people in general need to become less stupid. I am referring here to (a) assholes that lead on innocent girls who are just looking to engage in a relationship based on mutual respect and affection (b) sluts (c) the drunk people who stand outside my door every single night at midnight and yell (d) professors who think that they have the right to actually assign us work (CAN THEY NOT SEE THAT WE ARE TOO STRESSED OUT TO WORK??) (e) people who eat at fast food restaurants.

(5) Sleep: This is what I am going to do now.


This ClashBang.com article was written by Heather Sherrard. Heather is generally depressed with the state of the world, but doesn't know how to blog about it without sounding like a whiney bitch.


 
 

Years of therapy required 28 Sep 06

Filed under: I Do Not Recommend — Chris Uncensored @ 2:37 pm

Not satisfied with forcibly dressing their children in sailor suits?

LINK: BabyToupee.com


This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.


 
 

Original Austin Powers Fembot for sale 27 Sep 06

Filed under: Entertainment — Chris Uncensored @ 1:50 pm

Creepy…

LINK: eBay


This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.


 
 

Mario is Missing… 25 Sep 06

Filed under: Gaming — Chris Uncensored @ 5:59 am

I just realized something:

The Wii is the first Nintendo console coming out with no Mario game at launch!

  • The NES had Donkey Kong, which had Mario/”Jumpman” in it
  • The Famicom Disk System had Super Mario Bros.
  • The Gameboy had Super Mario Land
  • The SNES had Super Mario World
  • The disaster that was Virtual Boy had Mario’s Tennis
  • The N64 had Super Mario 64
  • The GBA had Super Mario Advance
  • The Gamecube had Luigi’s Mansion (although I’m not sure if Mario actually shows up at the end of the game…anyways, he’s still shown in photos)
  • The DS had Super Mario 64 DS

However, there’s no Mario title for the Wii! Super Mario Galaxy will only come out in 2007…


This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.


 
 

ClashBang.com transition 24 Sep 06

Filed under: Education — Chris Uncensored @ 7:16 pm

We’re still moving into our new domain name, clashbang.com. This old blog will be modified to suit our 2 new overlords (I believe their titles include Executive Editor), so please bear with me while I try to wrestle control of the template from the grinhost trolls.

In other news, the Playstation 3 will continue to suck well into the year 2008. Maybe by then the government can use my student debt to buy half a PS3.

Speaking of tuition, I’m all against unreasonable increases, and I’m still annoyed that my university’s more expensive than other comparable places. However, I’m getting annoyed at the people who bitch about high tuition even though they have a scholarship covering at least a part of their fees. Take your complaining elsewhere. With each passing hour toiling in class I am around $75 poorer. Maybe if some of you drank alcohol less you’ll be able to enjoy school more PLUS save some money.


This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.