Chris’ 3 Sausage Scramble

Ingredients:

• 1 part crumbled spicy italian sausage
• 1 part diced breakfast pork sausage
• 1 part diced smoked sausage
• 3 eggs or 3 scoops of liquid eggs

Instructions:

1. Add oil to frying pan and start stovetop at medium heat at the most. We don’t want any sticky pans! They piss off the one who has to clean them. NOTE: If it’s a busboy, proceed without oil, since they’re paid to clean shit. If it’s your wife/girlfriend, add oil, lest you end up on the couch. If it’s yourself, add oil, or you might end up with less eggs due to burnage.
2. Add sausage to frying pan and let it cook for 30 seconds. Nobody likes cold sausage.
3. Add eggs. Wait until eggs start getting cooked. Flip the eggs a few times to scramble. Be a man and don’t use a spatula to save yourself the danger of dropping your eggs. Real men know how to flip shit on a pan.

Enjoy~

This ClashBang.com article was written by Chris Chu. Tired of privately venting his frustration in vain, Chris decided to share his discontent with the rest of the world.

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